Hood-e

Anything you want it to be so that your friends have no clue what your talking about.

Example 1:
Kenny: Whats up bro im so excited for Hood-e
Austin: Yeah! I can't wait dude!!
other friend: what the hell is hood-e?

Example 2:
Austin: Man I want that hood-e so bad!
Kenny: I know i would do anything for that hood-e.
other friend: you guys mean like a sweatshirt with a hood right?
Kenny: hahahaha hell no!
Austin: Fucking idiot!

by CaliBoySwag June 22, 2011

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Hood weeb

A racist dog whistle used by anime fans to describe African Americans

"Those hood weebs ruin everything by tainting it with their inferior 'culture'."

by Bicurious wizard March 17, 2025

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hood chimes

After trash day when the neighbors garbage blows around the street and gets wrapped up on an object and when the wind blows it makes noise.

hey, look in the tree, another trash bag hanging there making noise, those dem hood chimes.

by Lil bigjoe January 11, 2024

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hood crickets

The repeated beeping sounds from multiple smoke alarms with low batteries, often heard in apartments or homes in low-income neighborhoods where people either can’t afford or don’t bother to replace them.

I was on the phone with my boy, and every few seconds, I kept hearing that beep. I said, ‘Bro, change your smoke alarm battery!’ He just sighed and said, ‘Man, those are just the hood crickets singing.

by dryiceco2 March 21, 2025

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Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.

Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!

by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022

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