jack-off

1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation

Tom is a porn addict, therefore he likes to jack-off.

Tom jacks off in public for everyone to view therefore he is a jack-off.

Tom likes to jack-off so much his girlfriend has nothing to do but, jack-off.

by Tom April 12, 2006

Facing Off

The act of smoking a whole blunt by yourself.

I was facing off on my long drive to NY yesterday.

When I got home from school and noticed nobody was there, I faced off.

by Sir Burnsalot February 7, 2010

Waked Off

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

by Wakeoff August 16, 2009

Smithing off

The act of masturbating in public places. For example a school or a work place.

John: Hey did you see that kid smithing off in class.

Marshall: yeah dude that is so disgusting.

by M.J. Moobs September 1, 2009

spawn-off

Spawn-Off: Noun. A person nearly indistinguishable in character and style as the original in a trend - a la TV Spin-off. I.E. Britney Spears spawn offs include Hanna Montana and Hilary Duff.

BFF#1 Did you see David Archuleta on American Idol last year?
BFF#2 Yeah, and he already has a spawn-off... Justin Beiber.

by Yellowstatchew January 13, 2011

wrecked-off

When the surface of an item, usually a fabric, is ruined.

"I got velcro stuck on my jacket, and now the sleeve is wrecked-off."

by frigidtoaster December 10, 2008

Bro off

When two or more "bros" get in a fight over the same women. Usually at a party and while heavily intoxicated.

Bro 1: I came with Lexi, she's leaving with me!!
Bro 2: no way bro! She is soo over you she staying with me!!
Bro 1: no way bro!! (Gets in bro 2's face)
Bro2: way bro!!!! (Bro 2 & bro 1 commence to bro off fight/shit talk)

by Pmdix February 2, 2014