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Ladera Ranch Middle School 

A school filled with rich white kids and kids who wanna act ghetto in a rich, white, suburban neighborhood. They usually juul because it's "cool" and they all have some sort of middle part. They try to act ghetto and think they are in the hood while living in a clean, rich, white city and have never touched or visited places like Compton.
"Man, look at those retards juuling and trying to act ghetto in the suburbs."
"Yup, they look like they go to Ladera Ranch Middle School"

Anchor Bay Middle School North 

Innocent teachers and kids who say they smoke gas but never do.

Kids who say their about to fight but ain’t like that.

The kid there will beat anyone in a race on god.
Anchor Bay Middle School North has the best football team in the world with an Undefeated football season.

Twin Valley Middle School 

In a quiet place where one half is amish, other half queer (no in-between), Twin Valley Middle School was created when Tom Wolf took a fat shit and gave it $500,000 for funding. A bunch of half witted half titted girls, and a bunch of Russian Freak Show rejects, you're better off taking your kids to one of Bill Cosby's lectures on respect instead of to TVMS.
Person 1: oh look, it's a holocaust museum!
Person 2: No, that's Twin Valley Middle School

Hardin valley middle school 

A building full of girls who think there hot/popular but in reality there just covering up there pain. And the boys also think there popular but there are also just covering up the pain and if they don't get enough attention they will bully/make fun of people to get more attention.
The boys and girls at Hardin valley middle school are douch bags

Granite Oaks Middle School 

A school where rich white girls cry over the stupidest things and guys that live in the suburbs act tough
Granite Oaks Middle School by Splez December 28, 2021

Great Valley Middle School 

Great Valley Middle School is a place were the 6th graders are tiny as fuck, the 7th graders act like they own the school, and the 8th graders just want to die. And the only thing keeping the 8th graders there is Mr.Wise fine looking ass