A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022
A very freaky type of male, stronger than
snoozer males and figglebottoms.
The 4Freaklers male is known for his erratic behavior and his frequent, repetitive jokes in which he often makes fun of weaker males and lone wolfs.
snoozer males and figglebottoms.
The 4Freaklers male is known for his erratic behavior and his frequent, repetitive jokes in which he often makes fun of weaker males and lone wolfs.
Person 1: "This guy is very strange, he keeps joking about Beta males."
Person 2 : "He might be a 4Freaklers Male."
Person 2 : "He might be a 4Freaklers Male."
by Apple Male October 09, 2024
by Bmizx November 16, 2017
A fobby engineer who lives in a tunnel, has trouble speaking English, has ridiculously broad shoulders, can eat one teaspoon of pre-workout and be a awake for 14 days.
Male Savreets are known to be loyal AF, so if you're married to one, make sure to never let them go.
Male Savreets are known to be loyal AF, so if you're married to one, make sure to never let them go.
Person#1 : Why is your broad shoulder husband living in a tunnel ?
Person#2: He's a male Savreet (Male), that's their natural habitat.
Person#2: He's a male Savreet (Male), that's their natural habitat.
by Joestar69420 November 24, 2021
Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
by lijolwe March 17, 2009
by hagly the thirsd April 13, 2022
by Mr. Can Man June 26, 2018