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Lesbian Muff Mushing

Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.
Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
by peeniewantsithuge December 12, 2015
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three quarters lesbian

When you are a bisexual female but , you tend to fall for girls more often then guys
Abby:so... we’ve been hanging out for a while now,but you haven’t told me if you are straight?
Emerson:umm... let me google what I am ,oh here it is I am three quarters lesbian!
Abby:oh ok, thanks.
by copelily82 =) you got it September 4, 2018
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Third-Party Lesbian

Female who enjoy watching, fantasying or talking about lesbians .
Person 1: Oh did you see Nathalie her tumblr.
Person 2: Yeah it was full of Yuri.
Person 1: She is such a third-party lesbian.
by MasterMando January 5, 2020
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ur dad lesbian

More Insulting Than ur mom gae and Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил,
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт
timmy:ur mom big le gay
tommy:ur dad lesbian
timmy:dies again

XD
by C0d3br34k3r April 20, 2020
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lesbian lady biceps

The biceps of a lesbian that everyone stops and admires. Straight guys, gay guys, straight girls and especially lesbians. Something every lesbian top wants so that they can carry their girlfriends and look great in tank tops.
"Sarah did you see Caseys lesbian lady biceps?"
"what n-"
*both stare at Casey's biceps as she walks past*
"damn, I mean I'm straight but damn"
by lesbians_in_suits February 10, 2020
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lesbian rule of 7

there are 7 lesbians near you
2 are your best friend

2 are dating

1 is your ex
1 is actually straight

and 1 annoys the shit outa ya
“dude i wish i could find a gf”
“well that’s the lesbian rule of 7 for you”
by bluhsmith August 9, 2020
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Ur dad lesbian

Carl - "UR MOM GAY"
Joe - "ur dad lesbian"
Carl - *dies*
by Beepbob March 9, 2018
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