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joke

A highly infectious, memetic, audio-borne, non-physical pathogen.
Symptoms include:
Laughter - Laughing attracts civilians that may be infected.
Happiness - The disease affects endorphin reactors, increasing their production.
Talkativity - The disease inflicts an urge to talk, spreading it further.
Andy: "Hey Ben, I have a joke. What do you call a city that smells good?"
Ben: "What?"
Andy: "Aromea!"
Ben: "Haha! Hey Carl!"
Carl: "Yeah?"
Ben: "What do you call a city that smells good?"
Carl: "What?"
Ben: "Aromea!"

This highlights how a joke spreads.
by Cerulity June 5, 2022
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when you take shit literaly
Person 1; wow you are so dumb
Person 2; *proceeds to take stuff as inside jokes and definitions*
by UrMomfaggot May 21, 2021
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Serious Joking

When you make a joke about a serious topic with the intent of starting a serious conversation about it.
Person: My partner is constantly asking me for sex.
Person Who Is Serious Joking: At least your partner asks before doing it. My partner is just like "get over here fleshlight!".

Person: Do you need to talk?
by Shugunou December 28, 2022
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joke

Bob - hey bro you wanna hear a joke
doug- sure bro
Bob - why did the chiken cross the road
doug-why?
Bob- to be road kill

doug - i dont get that one bro

Bob- just like pussy
by Cromsy February 22, 2021
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Jokes

I have tons of jokes to tell to everyone
by XxTeddyplushxX May 22, 2021
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underdog joke

An underdog joke is a joke that the first time it's funny but slowly becomes unfunny after hearing it so much
'Nicole keeps making underdog jokes'
by BfdiSimone October 28, 2023
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Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.
Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”
by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021
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