Jizz Lord

I know it all that argues his point just for the sake of arguing and can never concede he might be wrong so much so hes ready to explode.

Why does that Jizz Lord have to hoard every argument?

by Spiderwilliams February 28, 2021

Iron Jizz

When you jizz with a force comparable to that of iron moving at a high speed

"Dude, he just let out an Iron Jizz!"

by ThePoopster69 December 01, 2020

Hipster Jizz

Sriracha sauce.

I put hipster jizz on my food.

by California Bae Area January 05, 2017

Mini jizz

When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.

When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.

by Crobx2 March 01, 2024

Side jizz

When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes

Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"

by DoughnutsAreNice January 29, 2016

unicorn jizz

Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste

“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”

“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”

“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”

by January 04, 2023

Jizz Whopper

The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.

I found out Des fucked some shine, so I fed that ho a Jizz Whopper.

by Ju Tang Killa January 21, 2020