magazine weed

Weed that Is up spoken, or hyped up and has a magazine quality look but when burned has little, to no satisfaction.

My boy sold me some magazine weed and this shit sucks. I’ve had better.

by DementedShroom November 29, 2020

Weed-Drawals

When you haven’t had any of the wacky-tobacky for a day and you start feeling every single emotion on the spectrum.

Joe: Are you okay?
Me: No, I’m having major weed-drawals...
Joe: Weed-drawals?
Me: JUST SHUT UP AND FIND ME A FUCKING NUGGET! *sobs uncontrollably in fetal position*

by Weedla August 21, 2018

jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it

Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.

by parkmaster January 19, 2015

pimp weed

a pimp smokeing weed

that pimp was so doing the pimp weed! he's G

by coreyyy♥ August 7, 2008

Weed

A man named Andre

Yooo is that weed?

by True Man the third December 10, 2022

Weed Water

THC Nano drops water flavoring

I'm drinking so amazing Weed Water right now. I can smell colors!

by DeezNutz7583 February 4, 2022

Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.

A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.

by Planet12 May 25, 2025