Lemont High School

Where half of Jesus’s disciples go. Not the best school out there

My loyal hoes go to Lemont High School, unfortunately

by Some.Random.Bitch December 21, 2020

Bruton High School

A high school located in the upper York County in Williamsburg, Virginia. The only reason York County ever gets snow days is because of this school.

The two notable celebrities that have come from Bruton are Zena Cardman, a NASA astronaut, and Lorenzo Taliaferrro, a former NFL player,(may he rest in peace).

Person 1: Did you hear that we have no school today?
Person 2: Yeah, Bruton High School coming in clutch.

by spaceramen January 1, 2021

Rugby High School

A high school that's supposed to be incredible but ignores any struggling students and is home to some of the most basic bitches the world has ever seen. No-one trusts the pastoral team cause they're a joke and treat someone saying "kill me to let me out of this lesson" as a legit suicide threat. Meanwhile, kids will start crying in lesson and be completely ignored. They'll also hire legit nonces as cover teachers and then make all students who were reporting him leave pastoral if there are too many.

Don't go if you're trans, I've watched the teachers regularly misgendering and deadnaming students even after about a year to come to grips with the idea of them being trans.
Don't expect to feel welcomed unless you parents are making Hella cash or you are going to get into Oxbridge.

Student 1: I swear to god if I hear another bitch talking about her holiday to the tropics!
Student 2: OMG did I tell you about how I went to this beautiful little island over summer? I got well tanned...
Student 1: Please give me the sweet release of death
Rugby High School Pastoral: ALERT WE HAVE A DEPRESSED STUDENT!!1¡
Student 1: But I was jok-
Rugby High School Pastoral: WE MUST ALERT ALL PARENTS AND TEACHERS INVOLVED WITH THE STUDENT IMMEDIATELY!!!1¡!!

by FormerGiftedKid January 25, 2021

Combs High School

A school in AZ that is alright I guess, but kind of sucks. The teachers are pretty cool, but the board has no idea what the students want and it shows as many of the kids are failing.

Man, thank god I didn’t go to Combs High School, that place fucking sucks.

by OhFuckOhGodHelppppp February 28, 2021

Cocalico High School

Cocalico is home to the biggest community of jocks, vape lords, and Denver thugs. They like to spend their time smoking, partying, or cheating during a test. Most people end up staying in Cocalico and doing nothing with their life. It is located in Lancaster, PA.

Hello do you go to Cocalico High School? Have any beer?

by nobodylonerweirdonerd March 20, 2021

Eltham High School

Eltham High School is a high school in Victoria where people like taking shits on small, pre-pubescent children.

I hate children in Eltham High School.
Me too.

by BananaMucnehr8182 May 11, 2021

Shoeburyness high school

Absolute joke literally every student has mental health issues the teachers don't give a fuck the teachers (cough cough Mr Gower ) are actually pedos the fights are ridiculous

Look at the year 10 their shoving year 7 in the bin I hate shoeburyness high school

by Yourlocaldisaster November 23, 2021