Heaven’s Gateway

The combination of caffeine, nicotine, ethanol, and THC. A heavenly pairing of all of your typical gateway drugs, hence the name.

What’s up bro? How you doin?
“Man, I am absolutely chilling off the Heaven’s Gateway.”

by Schlawngo February 16, 2023

Closing the cum gates

When a men is about to cum and his girl pinches the tip of his cock to stop it

Damm bro my girl just started Closing the cum gates

by Big jiggly honkers March 20, 2023

Entering the pearly gates

After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.

Dave: Yo Joe, my girl wanted me to enter the pearly gates after she got creampied by Quandale!

Joe: No way bro she must be for the streets

Entering the pearly gates: After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.

by George Looney IV July 18, 2023

roman is goated at video games

roman was here and roman is SHIT

roman is goated at video games, (NOT) he's shit

by l_v 0_7 August 16, 2023

I’M GOATED

I Am Greatest Of All Time Every Day

Kim: Lee you dance, cook, drive semi’s, do construction, do electrical work, always teaching people new things, great listener etc you’re Goated
Lee: yeahhh I’M GOATED

by ImGoatedBrand September 17, 2023

The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!

Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!

by Booby42 September 21, 2023

wait i’m goated

wait i’m goated

wait i’m goated

by ramen333 September 28, 2023