I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

International give a boy a scrunchie day

International give a boy a scrunchie day is October 4th. So give a boy a scrunchie to even out with September 24th.

Boy: Remember 24th September? I gave you my hoodie
Girl: Oh yes! Here, have my scrunchie, today is International give a boy a scrunchie day

by Ki ona September 24, 2019

give a bell

Australian slang.
It means to call someone.

Give a bell to Anna and told her to come

by marrrria26 May 8, 2020

national give a girl you jersey day

September 30th is the day to give ur favorite girl or a girl you talk to your jersey

it’s national give a girl you jersey day

by takenbacon17 September 24, 2021

Gives

A word used by Nigerians, gives means to fuck, low key having sex but without inserting the dick into any hole apart for your mouth. It was originally originated from SEF school.

Guy 1 : guy did you give the babe today
Guy 2 : the gives was sweet abeg.

by Nigerianbratz September 15, 2018

National Give Your Hoodie Day

Give your hoodie to someone.(Make sure it smells good😌)

Me: Hey want my hoodie?
Her: Sure but why?
Me: Remember what day it is?
Her: Oh yea it’s National Give Your Hoodie Day

by WhenIs_NationalDay September 30, 2020

allah give mod

Allah give mod is the coolest individual on the planet. He is very sexy and created the universe itself. He will lead the world to salvation and is your dictator. He is also very cool.

allah give mod is so cool

i know

by allah give mod November 23, 2020