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fake friends 

people who aren’t your real friends and don’t deserve your friendship
“Ugh y’all are such fake friends
“...hehe
fake friends by ddlovatolover13 February 6, 2019

Post-Friends Depression 

Post-Friends depression Is a serious illness caused by ending The best TV show Of all time Friends TV show. People suffering from this are feeling empty, like there’s No more happines in The World. It’s really hard to cure, some say it’s impossible. Patiens are usually caught re-watching The show or looking for extra stuff like interviews with The actors. Doctors are still trying to find a cure that would work 100% but there isn’t much Hope.
A: ,,Did you See Sophie somewhere? I didin’t See her for days!”

B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”

A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”

A: ,,I just started 10th...”

B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”

fake friends 

fake friends are people that are only there for u when they need something, and only text you when they can’t get any other people to text them, if anybody starts a rumor about you, they will not only believe it..... but spread it, at a moments notice they would turn on you when they get the chance, they don’t tell you there secrets, but expect to know yours, they don’t keep there secrets and don’t care about u
i hate her she’s such a fake friends

wall friends 

people you friends leave you for and don't comeback. People your friends say are nice even if they talk about you behind you back and call you a dumb slut even if you have never met them before. People who you wish didn't exist because you now fell more depressed.
you cant hang out with us at lunch were going to see the wall friends.

Best Friends 

The people you can stay up until 3 am playing Wii with and spray whipped cream into each other’s mouths. You know someone is your best friend if you can call them various expletives and they don’t get mad. These are the types of friends you don’t want to lose.
“I had a sleepover with my best friends and we got totally WASTED!”
Best Friends by A.Potato June 15, 2019

Best friends 

Best friends. Because if anyone else heard our conversations we’d end up in the mental hospital.
Best friends by ? Mystery? July 20, 2019