Dylan

He tries to act smart but honestly, he’s average. He’s funny compared to an ant, but nothing compared to the average person. He has good grades yet for kindergarten classes.

“You acted like a dylan”

by You and me are family October 30, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is a kind young guy but when it comes to athleticism he’s lacking. His favorite sport is basketball and he often finds himself playing horse. He is infamous for losing to a one hand layup

Dylan is super nice and generous but sometimes he leaves people wondering how he is so bad at basketball

by Thebestonehandedfreethrow November 1, 2021

Dylan M__________

A demi-god, often referred to as 'Eugene'. He is crazy, goofy and a bit of a drama queen. He is good at his comedy and is an all-round crazy human being. The way he brings food everywhere, how his friends could be all eating sweets and he is just there with his pastie'

Person: 'Hey Eugene'
Dylan M__________: 'Hi'
Person: 'See you even respond to it!'

by Goodsksks November 1, 2021

Dylan O’brien

milasqua’s bf

do you know Dylan O’brien?
oh yeah milasqua’s boyfriend

by urmum18 September 5, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is a guy who barely eats anything other than bread and chicken.

Dylan is a fighter and will fight for what he wants. Don't mess with a Dylan.

I wouldn't mess with him if I was you, He's a Dylan.

by Windowlene fan September 12, 2021

Dylan

He is a a beast of a man, who has sex with women at least 15 times a minute. His penis would match any Congolese man on a fine day. If you know a dylan you are so lucky, tell him that you love him and want to have children with him because there’s a chance that he will accept the offer because he hasn’t had male offspring yet.

Oh my god look at that man, he’s definitely a dylan

by Nathanieljm21 September 14, 2021

Dylan

A guy who can't read, can't write, and smells like David's bidussy.

Did we lose Dylan again? No, he's around here somewhere because I can smell him.

by mmee00ww September 14, 2021