Piss-Bed drunk

The act of becoming intoxicated to the point of pissing your bed. The term originated in Panama City Beach Spring Break 2012 when Zack Danner got so drunk that he pissed the bed.

Hey guys, Danner got piss-bed drunk again last night. There goes our condo deposit!

by CBoyed June 17, 2012

drunk tank

When a man has had too much alcohol and can't get it up.

I went home with him, but spent the night masturbating in the drunk tank.

My vagina spent the night in the drunk tank.

by LillyBean October 24, 2007

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To become so intoxicated you have no recollection of waving your dick around like you just don’t care

Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.

by BKdrunjj September 26, 2018

Non alcoholic drunk

Usually used when someone who is drinking a nonalcoholic beer is too drunk to walk and drive

Jerry: duuudeZ, Im s00ooo drunk broz!11Q1 Wh0s the desugnat3d driver ton1ght, cuz im wheyyyy to trashed

John: But jerry...Its nonalcoholic beer

Matt: He must be a Non alcoholic drunk.

by Cody Baggs is here October 30, 2007

Super Mario Drunk

When you black out while drinking in an unfamiliar place but then, as you sober up, your memory returns later in the night. Now you are somewhere unknown and its only a matter of time before you become too sleepy to find your way back. This is like in the old Mario games when he starts in the middle of a field, you have no idea why or how he got there, but there's a timer counting down before he is fucked. Mario must deal with the situation at hand, just like you.

Much more serious if you forget your phone.

Drew: Dude, where the hell did you go at the end of last night?

Jesse: I somehow ended up at this party with this guy that sorta looked like a Mexican Ron Jeremy who wanted to "make magic" with me, I was so damned super mario drunk.

by Webstersnightmare September 2, 2009

bathing suit drunk

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you wake up in the morning wearing your bathing suit without remembering how, when or why it happened.

John was so wasted last night. He woke up in the morning and realized he had been bathing suit drunk.

by jpizzlefoshizzlemahnizzle22 October 28, 2010

fucking drunk bitch

1. Hot girl that is always drinking and having a good time. Sometimes can come off rude or careless.

" Hey man your girlfriends a fucking drunk bitch"
or
" Look at that fucking drunk bitch"

by Fuckingdrunkbitch November 6, 2006