A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.
Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
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Any guy who looks even somewhat like a child predator and has a first name starting with the letter E. People around him think he hangs around the preschool searching for his next victim.
Guy 1: Is it just me, or does that guy Eric look like a total pedophile?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a real E. Diddy, probably looking for a toddler to touch rn.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a real E. Diddy, probably looking for a toddler to touch rn.
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“Nah, that’s bait. Nice try, Diddy”
“Nah, that’s bait. Nice try, Diddy”
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