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cum swab

when you cum on ones face and wipe it off with your cock then transfer it to anothers face, and then into the ear!
Alec: dude i cum swabbed with jessica and brittany and they wanted more!

Beanz: For free?

Preston: What a flamer!!! :)
by wetdreams April 29, 2010
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Cum Lake

When someone with an innie belly button down a ejaculated onto, filling their belly button with seamen.
ED: Wow! Looks like someone’s got a cum lake.
by BigBoiSaveloy December 2, 2021
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Cum mug

Similar to cum rag a mug that is used to cum into
Do you want a photo of my cum mug?
by Strangerman51 November 3, 2020
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cucumber cum

the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.
Babe what is that??

Chill b it’s just cucumber cum, gimme a few mins it’ll go.
by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022
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Cum Sandwich

This is the every day diet of a chode with lips also known as Ajit Pai
Ajit Pai: I'm hungry, hmm, what about a cum sandwich!!! yes!!! that would be delicious * proceeds to jizz in bread
by UCHEASY April 27, 2021
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Cum underwear

Tired of the old cum sock? This is 2020. Time for a new change. Before, in previous years, the cum sock was the popular form of stopping the nut with an item of clothing typically found on the foot. Yes, the sock. But now mom knows all about your secrets and is tired of picking up your soggy waste of cum. However, with the cum underwear, cumming is now quick and easy, and can even be done in your sleep! With no need to pull out the old dirty sock, cum underwear allows you to cum whenever, however, and wherever! In public? NO PROBLEM. Just cum in your underwear! This item is the next look into the future, and can help mankind stop shaming themselves for the infamous cumsock.... cum underwear 2020.
“Dude you still cum in a sock?? Shit is old, just use cum underwear like a normal person you sick fuck.”
by Icuminmypantsfuckyou May 11, 2020
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Squid cum

something squid spills out if someone plays its dick
by Fuckrick December 8, 2022
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