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Cock Muffled

The sound of someone's voice when attempting to speak with a cock in their mouth. Also the act of muffling through the placement of a cock in a mouth
Example 1:
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"

Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"
by Dan & Thom July 31, 2008
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cock memory

A rare condition effecting those people unfortunate enough to have required a penis transplant. Upon receiving the donated organ the recipient experiences (or inherits) recollections of past encounters involving said member. These can be vivid memories in which the recipient can recall the exact feelings and state of arousal felt by the previous owner. These can be particularly disturbing depending on the sexual predilection of the previous owner.
I had terrible cock memory last night, I’m thinking of having it removed!
by Muttonhernia June 2, 2018
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Dusty Cock

A dusty cock is the residue, ie. jizz/ pussy juice combo, left over after banging a slam piece. When dry this jizz/pussy juice combo often leaves a white flaky substance also know as "dust".
"There is no way to avoid the dusty cock after a long night of raw dogging a slam piece"
by DePauty February 3, 2010
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Cock pizza

Jake Foley is a cock pizza
Jake Foley lost fantasy baseball, again... he is a cock pizza
by Tlan5 May 17, 2018
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cock retainer

The device, a.k.a. underwear, that retains the cock
At the club my cock retainer prevented a full boner.
by READAAR March 21, 2006
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Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.
Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock
by blocking the cock June 15, 2011
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Cock Snorkling

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.
"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."
by CockCousteau September 1, 2011
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