The Chris Special

Having two cotton swabs shoved down the urethra.

Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.

by Dave Thomas Experience July 3, 2021

Chris von

Nicknamed for the sexiest mf around

Is that chris von?
You mean the hottest guy in town?

by Notchrisvon January 16, 2022

chris boucher

The NBA MVP in my heart

OMG Chris Boucher just posterized LeBron James

by Ryanj123456789 June 21, 2019

chris kreider

offsides

Chris Kreider is offsides.

by 20kreider August 10, 2021

Chris Kyle

The Chris Kyle refers to a person sending or giving a shot of liquor at a bar or party to someone who is on the verge of blacking out. Usually performed to remove someone who is being annoying so they pass out or…

Man: yo, Mark is being annoying as hell tonight I wish he would pass out or leave already.
Man 2: Chris Kyle him.
Man:?
Man2: *pours shot of vodka. “One shot one kill”

by Yokekebrohan July 11, 2022

The Chris Curse

The Chris Curse is given to people who’ve made Chris feel awfully bad. Even making him feel bad once will give you the curse.

The curse gives a bad future…nothing will work out for you. You’re relationships won’t last, you won’t succeed in your career, endless bad luck, and you’re life will just go to shit.

Typically given to friends of Chris.

You made Chris feel bad, might as well just say goodbye to your life now…you got The Chris Curse.

by WriterofLife May 4, 2021

Chris McNamara

Chris McNamara is extremely sexy and has been named by many 'the hottest guy in the world'. Along with his dreamy looks he is an absolute legend who kids around the world aspire to be like.

damn, that guy is hot, he's no chris mcnamara, but he is still very hot

by some hot ginger guy December 2, 2021