Lesbian card

A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to

Hey, you get her number?

nah, she pulled a lesbian card

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 18, 2023

shark card

The main way to get gta online cash if you are lazy or impatient like me

I'm gonna buy a shark card in gta

by gage burks November 17, 2020

Uno Reverse Card

The ultimate comeback no one can reverse

Guy 1: Ur mommy in ma bed yo
Guy 2: No u
Guy 1: UNO REVERSE CARD

by Aesodynx December 13, 2021

Jesus Card

When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.

"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"

by Xavien35449510 February 2, 2024

“first kiss retry card”

A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.

“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.

by the forever virgin March 27, 2024

...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.

- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

by kubik2233 March 1, 2020

Uno reverse card

The Reverse card is a special card in the game of Uno that can change the direction of play. When played, it reverses the order of play, so that players must now play cards in the opposite direction than they were previously playing. For example, if players were playing clockwise before, they will now play counterclockwise, and vice versa.

Me:*harrasing my friend and saying no u*
My friend:*pulls out the uno reverse card*

by fjdjfoj December 30, 2023