stomping in a mud puddle

When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.

"Dude, you reek"

"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"

by koreatown March 12, 2018

Mississippi Mud Pit

When you shit in a girls mouth and face fuck her.

Hold still baby, Im bout to give you the Mississippi Mud Pit

by joe deezt fo sheezy my neezy March 22, 2011

whale in a mud puddle

When a woman is wearing jeans that are so tight her fat is pouring out over them.

Eww! Look at that lady, she is like a whale in a mud puddle!

by Peanut77 December 11, 2011

Nevada Mud Stomp

When you are visiting Las Vegas must take a shit but the toilet is occupied. So you poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain.

Johnny was taking forever in the bathroom so I was force to do the Nevada Mud Stomp.

by The HurrocaneThe Hurricane August 14, 2017

Whitser Mud Pie

When you mix poop, water, vomit, and 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda in a cup, and then fuck your girl missionary.. then pull out and act like you're about to nut on her tits, but instead of nutting, you grab the cup from behind you and dump it on her chest.

She forgot to put mayonnaise on the sandwich I took to work this morning, so I gave her a whitser mud pie to return the favor.

by Jimmy the Human September 19, 2018

Mississippi Mud Cricket

Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs

"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."

by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022

dick mud

1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt

2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm

3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass

1: Dude1 - I titty fucked some slut last night.

Dude2 - You got dick mud now?

Dude1 - Yup.

2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.

DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit

dirt into dick mud.

3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.

by DonkeyShowMike July 21, 2009