by KingOfTheMax’s March 6, 2022
Get the Wanna go bowling? mug.A sexual act in which a man lovingly fills his partners rectum with chilled milk. Once filled cereal (dry is optimal) is added to taste. The Austin Cereal Bowl is best consumed with whole milk, although soy may be substituted for the lactose intolerant. Spoon optional. Available at all Austin area Marriots.
by Sickgrrl April 10, 2019
Get the Austin Cereal Bowl mug.by warhawk1775 September 22, 2013
Get the toilet bowl painting mug.The specific term for sloppy 5ths+ when each penis that has entered the void has emptied it's seed into that bowl.
Related to the intercourse act "licking the mixing bowl"
Related to the intercourse act "licking the mixing bowl"
Man 1: My dad totally walked in on me and Veronica stirring the mixing bowl last night along with Trent, Forrest, Craig, Jonathan, Nate, and Leon.
Man 2: Aww sick bro!
Man 2: Aww sick bro!
by Daddy Lips March 26, 2019
Get the Stirring the mixing bowl mug.This term defines the akward, then funny, then sad, and finally moment of paranoia, when you realize you've been sitting on the toilet so long; reading, drawing, texting, eating, sleeping, singing, looking on the computer, or having a epiphany, that you genuinely forgot if A: You even took a shit B: Wether you wiped if the previous incident did happen in the first place.
This is often an unnerving experience that can only be solved by checking the bowl to see if there is any "evidence". Don't relax just yet if the bowl check comes back negative. This can be tricky as the phantom shit does exist and will fool an inexperienced shitter into thinking it was a poo dream or day poo dream. Then to be safe one must wipe, even though there is a chance that the poo is non existent and your wrinkled penny will be chafed by unnecessary wiping.
This is often an unnerving experience that can only be solved by checking the bowl to see if there is any "evidence". Don't relax just yet if the bowl check comes back negative. This can be tricky as the phantom shit does exist and will fool an inexperienced shitter into thinking it was a poo dream or day poo dream. Then to be safe one must wipe, even though there is a chance that the poo is non existent and your wrinkled penny will be chafed by unnecessary wiping.
Jimmy: The weirdest thing happened to me the other day.
Steve: What was it man?
Jimmy: I was eating my lunch on the can and then i did some homework, and drifted off. I woke up later and as i went to pull my pants up, I panicked thinking that i had taken a shit and was about to walk without wiping.
Steve: Well did you shit?
Jimmy: I don't know, i checked the bowl, and it was empty but i couldn't shake the feeling that i had taken a shit and it had disappeared, i mean i thought i took a shit but i couldn't remember, and there was no "evidence". How do i know if it was real?
Steve: How do we know if anything is real.... You wiped right?
Jimmy: I DONT KNOW MAN!!!!
Steve: I think you need to have a reality bowl check....
Steve: What was it man?
Jimmy: I was eating my lunch on the can and then i did some homework, and drifted off. I woke up later and as i went to pull my pants up, I panicked thinking that i had taken a shit and was about to walk without wiping.
Steve: Well did you shit?
Jimmy: I don't know, i checked the bowl, and it was empty but i couldn't shake the feeling that i had taken a shit and it had disappeared, i mean i thought i took a shit but i couldn't remember, and there was no "evidence". How do i know if it was real?
Steve: How do we know if anything is real.... You wiped right?
Jimmy: I DONT KNOW MAN!!!!
Steve: I think you need to have a reality bowl check....
by Drockf February 5, 2014
Get the Reality Bowl Check mug.The act of eating super spicy chilli then shitting in someone's open mouth the aftermath of the spicy chilli diarrhea
by Anonymous 199123 December 18, 2016
Get the mexican chilli bowl mug.Guy 1: Yo I kinda wanna join the Bowl Cut Gang
Guy 2: get a bowl cut and be cool
Guy 1: i will never be cool enough to join
Guy 2: get a bowl cut and be cool
Guy 1: i will never be cool enough to join
by MinecraftKingPro27 April 24, 2020
Get the Bowl Cut Gang mug.