America boner

When one is so overwhelmed with patriotism and national pride that his penis becomes fully erect.

Upon hearing the national anthem, Bill was sporting an America boner, flying at full mast.

by dubbleh16 October 6, 2013

ovary boner

This is the name given to the hard feeling in their stomach that woman have when they notice a hot guy. It is caused by excess blood flowing in the ovaries which causes it to get really hard. It can be seen as a big bubble on a womans stomach, sometimes called fat. Some woman have bigger ovary boners than other, and some woman even have permanent giant ovary boners when they have sex too much

cindy has such an ovary boner over thomas, look how big her stomach is!

by thomasbos December 3, 2011

deceased boner

1. An erectial difficulty
2. Those women who are sexually unappealing

Maaaaan, Renee Zelwegger sure is a deceased boner!

by garrett kearney June 26, 2005

doaner boner

When you begin to get a massive erection due to watching Shane Doan kick ass!

Person 1: Wow, did you see Doan score that goal!
Person 2: Ya, gave me a massive doaner boner....

by hockey muslim May 24, 2012

prom boner

The erection an inexperienced young man gets while dancing with a woman.

Can also be used to describe any uncontrollable public erection.

Man, I got the worst prom boner dancing with Erica last night. It was so embarrassing!

by leporinis February 2, 2009

food boner

when one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good meal.

I got a food boner yesterday when i saw how much bacon there was

by Gurt B Frobe August 11, 2006

Awkward Boner

a moment that is as awkward as getting a boner in the middle of class or when you hugging a girl you like

Friend 1- so i was at my grandparents and they gave me some kwanza money and i pissed my pants i was so happy
Friend 2- dude talk about a Awkward Boner
Friend 1- tell me about it

by tiggathebear November 13, 2011