windy beaver

When younare blowing into a beaver and she queefs and you get winded in return

I tried the windy beaver on her last night and ended up getting more than I bargained for.

by Redtruffle September 27, 2023

battle beaver

A person who uses a controller to play video games

Little Timmy is a battle beaver

by Kdogthepenguin October 24, 2023

Hangry Beaver

What you call your hairy vagina when you haven’t had intercourse in a while.

F*ck me, I hope you don’t mind my hangry beaver.

by Outlawbeautybar March 10, 2024

Dick Beavers

Mythical creatures that devour over used dick's while its owner sleeps

"Sorry Kari, one is my limit. I do not want to anger the dick beavers"

by bill o' tronic March 11, 2024

Potter beaver

A woman’s pubic hair, styled in the shape of a lightning bolt in tribute to Harry Potter’s scar.

You can tell she’s a millennial because she has a Potter beaver.

by Jenbaugh May 24, 2024

Bitchy Beaver

A girl (usually in school) who has her front teeth sticking out. Most Bitchy Beavers are pick-me 's and think they're hot stuff (they really aren't)

Normal Girl: Omg! I'm nervous to see my grades!
BB: Ermmm my grades are SO good like, I literally have like, all A+'s and I'm SMART AS HELL.
Normal girl: uhh okay?

*They check their grades*
Beaver's grades:
D
C
D
C
and on and on lmao
Normal Girl's grades:
*average*

~~~~~~~~Example 2~~~~~~~
BB: umm are you joining the insert school sport for girls team?
Normal Girl: Yeah why?
BB: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY AND SAYS SOMETHING IN THE LINES OF "UMM BECAUSE IM JOINING AND IM SO FRICKING FABULOUS"*
Normal Girl: ...

*During a game*
BB: *is the worst player in the friking team* Umm sorry, that was like so accidental
The rest of the team:....
BB: *has to sit out due to foul/swapping people*
BB: *YELLS COME ON GUYS IN THE "IM THE FRIKIN BEST EVER SO YOU PEASENTS MAY SCAR AWAY* TONE*
The rest of the team: *in mind* ugh so annoying you're not even the best

IF YOU'RE A BITCHY BEAVER, PLEASE STOP! You're not cool at all, even if you think you are.

by Shaomiaome October 19, 2024

Cotton Beaver Dam

slang term for a tampon

The plumber was running the sewer camera and found a cotton beaver dam in the pipe.

by DarkArc December 18, 2024