When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
Get the Brandon Handshakemug. 
"brandon with this eable for this week"
by truePeopleTrueFacts March 24, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the guy everyone loves. Kind hearted, lovable, and all around he gets the crowd going. Without Brandon’s, events would lose popularity and and sports wouldn’t be the same. You need a Brandon in your life.
by Justine Brooke November 23, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon nelzi is an obnoxious piece of shit. He’s a boring person with no intelligence whatsoever. He’s the one person in the friend group that everyone secretly thinks is annoying. No one likes a Brandon Nelzi
Brandon Nelzi is a piece of shit
by Фщвбфгурабгйоубв April 6, 2023
Get the Brandon Nelzimug. by daddy brandon' June 27, 2019
Get the brandon'mug. 