Andrew van auken

A micro sized marscopian, a child porn lover, a toe tickling practitioner, Andrew van auken is every girls dream... every girl named Elizabeth Tang

Oh Andrew van auken, lick my man pussy
"Evan I'm going to shove my cock up your ass" exclaimed Andrew van auken

by Allah the third March 25, 2025

benjamin andrew reeves

Now if you meet one of these, don’t turn them down or take them for granted. They are an amazing person. Somebody you should have by your side. They will always lend a hand and usually smile a lot. He wouldn’t harm someone unless that person harmed someone close to him. Don’t bother saying things behind his back, he’ll find out. Overall a kind and loving person. They do well at school and have a nice character to them. He is somebody that when you spend time with you’ll want to stay with them. Somebody you won’t easily forget.

Terry:Have you met a Benjamin Andrew Reeves??
Scarlet:Yes-of course!
Terry:You’re SO lucky!
Scarlet:I know, I know...

by destiny2 January 21, 2018

Andrew Russell Bowman

This person is a perfect ideal aesthetic man who has a shredded body but a perfect heart. There is no other way to describe him but the man of everyone dreams. He only wants to do good for himself and is always improving in many ways for his life. He means zero harm and wants the best for everyone who is important to him. I love Andrew Russell Bowman<3

Andrew Russell bowman likes to play basketball and he likes his dog rex. Nudy likes to hangout with him in his free time also.

by Hope bowman August 11, 2023

andrew

has a dog named coco. he is sus but he makes tons of freinds

go andrew

by I know you gys time to die November 3, 2022

Andrew

Master gaslighter

Did you hear about the thing Andrew told me?

Nah, don't worry about it, he's an Andrew

by reyesgaslight.gov July 30, 2022

Andrew

Has the personality of a house plant. Their sense of humor is non-existent, remember, house plant. Listens to Mmm-Bop on repeat while showering and eats stale cereal with water for breakfast. Likes to go to dog parks (with no dog) to purposely step in dog poop. Will show up at random birthday parties at public parks claiming to be the real father of the child who's birthday it is. Does not cover their mouth when coughing and sneezes directly into the pathway of other people. And if other people sneeze around them, they yell "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you. Always pees on the toilet seat and does not wipe. Spits against the wind when riding their bike. Their clothing style is usually spot on though, so I guess there's that going for them.

Who is that guy over there? He smells like shit, has dry spit on his face, and told me to shut the fuck up when I sneezed.
Oh, that's Andrew.

by AlwaysSunnyinmyAsshole November 24, 2021

Andrew Downey

Massive fucking cock. soft to hard it's 6 to 24. all his friends have 10 millimeter defeaters, but he's got a dick so long it drags on the ground behind him. you don't wanna run up on Andrew Downey, he will choke you out with his long schlong and then consume you with his urethra. He baths in money and will not hesitate to legally buy you if the opportunity arises.

Josh, "I wish my skull was being crushed by Andrew Downey's urethra right now."
Bill, "Same bro."

by vag_slayer_69 May 11, 2023