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River Willy

Rather than a wet willy, a river willy is defined by the act of ejecting saliva into one's ear giving them an unpleasant experience.
Damn Thommy, that was one good river willy you gave to Ralphy.
by JingleJangle The Overlord July 31, 2018
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wet willy

Sticking your icky finger in someones ear. Typically done to provocate someone.
Kim: *inserts wet finger in Caspers ear*

Casper: Aww, come on! You gave me a wet willy!
by ouaus August 21, 2018
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Willy Wonka

My dude is out there sippin on Willy Wonka.
by ɯ August 23, 2018
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Bloody Willy

The act of a female homosapien inserting her digital into her vagina. Taking out her bloody digital the proceeds to put it in someone's ear. Hence a more extreme, gory, version of the classical "Wet Willy."
Yo is your ear bleeding?

_Nah Camilla gave me a "Bloody Willy."
What's that?
_She put her bloody finger in my ear...
...
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by @niggadude._ January 20, 2019
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Stinky willy

If you want to perform the sexual act stinky Willy, all you need to do is to find a friend to gangbang a sick whore with. make your friend lick your balls, then stick them into her waxy ear and your friend fucks the sick whore in the ass with his balls.
Hello bud, do you want to gangbang this sick bitch?
Hell yeah faggot let's do the stinky willy!
OOOOH yeah my brother.
by hunthah8er69 January 30, 2019
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William/willie

William/willie should listen to his gf when she says he’s the smarty pants!
by Lebwnsitsbaka February 7, 2019
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strangle willy

1. a place in the UK
2. when your penis gets choked
he gave me a good ol strangle willy
by BritishBleach August 30, 2018
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