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Toke-and-Tuck

"-What are you doing tonight ?
-I think I'll stay home and toke-and-tuck"

"Yesterday I went home and toke-and-tucked"
by WillyWarsaw February 23, 2021
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Dog on the Tuckerbox

The act of inserting ones testicles into a females anus and then ejaculating over her arse cheeks.
Sam was attempting the Dog in a bathtub (balls in ass and dick in vag) and got his balls in but couldn’t get the angle right for the vag so had to sterile for a Dog on the Tuckerbox shooting his load on Nicky’s ass cheeks. (Tuckerbox)
by Cupracop July 2, 2021
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Brown Nose Tucker

When you tuck your dick between your legs and she sucks it from behind, while nosing your assailed as she sucks.
Got a hell of a Brown Nose Tucker last night at your mom.
by Johnny Bravolo July 8, 2021
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The duck'n tuck

When two people are having sex and a guy has duck fecies in his hand and shove it up her anus, and having the ducks testicles going in her vagina and tucked in there for it to be pushed down even further while having intercourse while the whole time the woman is quacking
by Cupids harlem October 9, 2021
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mud and tuck

After a gentlemen pulls out of the poop shoot, he wipes off his purple headed warrior in her meat curtains.
Barbara's pussy smelt so bad, someone must have mud and tucked her last night.
by Hung Driver May 16, 2022
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wilbur davidson tuck

yooo wheres wilbur davidson tuck-1
he is giga chad-2
by Themayoroftownsvill December 6, 2022
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My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
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