Hanger titties

When your wife likes to hang up your badass shirts sopping wet onto a hangar almost wide enough for a toddler's shirt - it causes protruding titties on your shoulders when you put your shirt on! Aka ... HANGER TITTIES

Did you see bro's new badass golf shirt today? It looks great ... now he had a set of hanger titties on his shoulders to match his big bouncies on the front side. Woo hoo!

by Craigbc72 December 12, 2015

titty tag

titty tag is were girls go around tagging their friends tits (boy or girl) until they all hurt

FUCK THAT TITTY TAG HURT SO BAD YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN ME BREAST CANCER!!!!!!

by Chloe7789 December 2, 2018

squidward titties

When a girls titties sag or hang low and look like squidwards nose

Her tinder profile looked fire. But then I met her and she had those squidward titties.

by 2derpus November 7, 2018

Humid titties

When moisture is trapped beneath your chest balls, aka boob sweat.

Boy youve got nice humid titties. Would you like a napkin for your humid titties

by ThatGayBitch-Angelle August 18, 2018

Titty Slapper

A Titty Slapper is someone who thinks they are big and scary, so they proceed to slap their titties, also known as a Chest Pounder.

Man, did you see Derek last night when he got into that fight?
Yeah man, he is a real Titty Slapper

by JoshKent February 10, 2019

Irregular-titty

The act of attempting to pronounce the word "irregularity" but says "irregular-titty"

"The doctor said Brian has an irregular-titty with his heartbeat."

by Jamie Hartzell June 21, 2019

titty-shocked

to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday

"i titty-shocked Beaujolais on his 26th birthday. fun is more important to me than sustainability."

by Krkič July 12, 2019