Titty Slapper

A Titty Slapper is someone who thinks they are big and scary, so they proceed to slap their titties, also known as a Chest Pounder.

Man, did you see Derek last night when he got into that fight?
Yeah man, he is a real Titty Slapper

by JoshKent February 10, 2019

titty-shocked

to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday

"i titty-shocked Beaujolais on his 26th birthday. fun is more important to me than sustainability."

by Krkič July 12, 2019

Titty Locker

While motor-boating the tits the girl traps your head by squeezing them hard

So I hooked up with this one chick last night!!!! It was sooo good except when I passed out when she gave me a titty locker!

by fucking titties on my ass January 19, 2010

Titty Seizure

A massive convulsion throughout the body from a lack of exposure to the female breasts. There is only one known cure.

Titties.

Before Randy could put an end to his nemesis, he had an intense titty seizure. The timing could not have been worse. Randy dropped his gun, letting Tryone kill him with a 2x4 strike to the head.

by Larry the Monkey August 28, 2010

Titty Mits

Nickname for one who can't help themself from copping a feel at a party or gathering.

Ryan's new name is titty mits.

by PS LK HK January 18, 2009

Beast Titty

When her breasts are so wild they speak to you in ways you didn't know a titty could.

Jonathon: Dude, yeah, I was hanging out with her and seeing her beast titty made me think all sort of things, it spoke to me in all sort of ways I didn't know a titty could speak.
Steven: Woah man, you better watch out for titties like that, the beast titty is where it get's real.

by Lust 4 Lunch November 6, 2017

titty pop

When a girl pulls her shirt up and her titties pop out

Damn that titty pop was hot

by Linguisticat August 3, 2019