three hundred footer

A person that looks great from a distance, but looks ugly close up.

Yesterday I came to a crosswalk and let a beautiful woman cross the street, it wasn't till he waved at me that I realized he was a three hundred footer.

by Kahionwiioh April 4, 2016

Three way noodle bowl

3 men and one woman take part in an act where the woman gives a blowjob to the men all at once.

I was pulled into a Three way noodle bowl the other day. Honestly seemed impossible to get all three in at once but it was kinda fun.

by Coressed_McNugget August 14, 2019

three fingers

when males hold up three fingers (thumb and pinky are left out) it means that the man is homosexual and is about to come out.

three fingers and i’m out bro

by understanding men March 17, 2022

Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

three bush

used to describe a female hippie who, since she doesn't shave, has three "bushes" (one around the vagina, and one in each armpit)

"My girlfriend is a three bush chick."

by PoshFrosh February 8, 2008

Three Thur

"Three thur" is an exclamation which can be used as either a gesture to give to someone or simply a way to show pride. One has an infinite amount of Three thurs.

“Hey Hunter, can I get a Three thur?” “THREE THUR!!!”

by threethirteen August 28, 2016

Three Twixes

When three men have sex and get faeces on their genitals.

"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Yes Dave, we were like three twixes!"

by CrazyCandy444 May 3, 2022