Hole In One

The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.

"I got my first ever hole in one last night."
"fuckin gross, dude."

by Long Island August 14, 2004

one in a million

Being conceived even though both birth control and a condom were used.

Dude, how did she get pregnant, I fucking used a condom and she used birth control, that's like one in a million.

by Cazo March 19, 2009

Day One

A time one proclaims that they are ready for the job and task ahead.

Ted Kennedy says Barack Obama will be ready to be President from day one.

by Warren Wordsfore February 02, 2008

One-move

A positive and powerful movement. A righteous and sacred agenda bound by many Divine right movements built to empower and establish an act of civil, and holy rest of tranquility and contentment through the revolt and over take of the oppressors of tyranny. To bring a one world, one people, one love. ONE MOVE.

One-move: One move over threw the king. Check mate.

by Steven Michael Castellano November 22, 2019

cut one

you farted.

The kid next to me cut one and we all laughed at him.

by eat_lightbulbs October 27, 2003

sneaky one

a sneaky partake in sexual activity

"Who's up for a sneaky one in the corner?"
"I'll be there."

by bilaaal January 11, 2014

The Big One

The inevitable, spectacular, and sometimes fatal accident endured by almost every motorcycle at some point in their life while riding.

Did you hear about Derek? He's in a coma, he finally had The Big One.

by NoSquidding July 29, 2020