A whole joke

A thing that's got no dad no father no love and no one
Someone who thinks that world revolves around them with those crusty dusty musty and certainly not crunchy lips ( please put on
Vaseline my brother)

Person 1: Did you see om...
Person 2: Nah the only thing I saw was a whole joke

by Reaaaaa June 17, 2023

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

by Kmtod June 17, 2023

Inside Joke

A joke that a certain group of people get until explained

(Kyle) Hah, like Ankle Phone!
(Jocelyn) Yeah!
(James) What?
(Kyle) It's an inside joke, we saw it on an ad where a guy had a phone on his ankle.
(James) Oh. Thats not funny.
(Jo&K) Fuck you

by 16bitten June 26, 2023

Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.

"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"

by alias33 October 15, 2025

That's not a joke

That's not what's happening hear, shit-stain.

Hym "That's not a joke what you're doing there. This was the wrong time to be uppity about your kids. You came into this thinking I was pranking your or something and now your want to pretend it doesn't matter that I was right because you still want to be uppity about your kids. Like, you don't tell me anything parent-bitch. You tell those fucking kids of yours that you're trying to trade them for another little boy or girl. And when your kids ask WHY you can tell them 'I tried to dictate to Hym the nature and course of his life so I fed them to Hym so he wouldn't come for you.' OR you can lie to their shit, retarded little faces. Which is what I expect your to do."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2025

I'm only joking

having a joke.

I'm only joking about going to heaven.

by Debskelly1985 March 7, 2023