Monster Farts

A case of the farts brought on by drinking energy drinks such as Monster, rockstar, or Nos. Hense Monster farts being related to monster the drink.

Dave: Farts*

Sam: Dude thats horrible, you got the monster farts?

Dave: Yep been drinking monster all day.

by xxloosecannonxx March 21, 2010

fart giggle

A string of multiple flatulent occurences that are each short in length and high-pitched. May or may not occur while giggling.

In the middle of class, Phil let out a fart giggle. It was the only noise he ever made in class.

by Smellaina January 27, 2007

Fart Popper

Person that is popping farts all the time

Dammit Ross, stop being such a fart popper!

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

stella farts

farts the day after drinkin stella the night b4

u betta hold yr nose i got a bad case of stella farts 2day

by sum strange guy November 6, 2007

Brain Fart

An involuntary release of stupidity. Usually at the least opportune time.

Fred had a momentary brain fart and forgot that he left his term paper at home.

by Lalina October 12, 2009

blueberry fart

a fart blown by a half Asian, half Mexican roommate after he's eaten a container of blueberries

"Dude, why is there all this blue stuff on the wall?" "My roommate blew a blueberry fart."

"What's that sweet, multi-ethnic odor I'm detecting?" "My Mexicasian roommate just blew a blueberry fart."

by Section Quattro March 22, 2009

Sex Fart

Always gross and embarrassing, a sex fart can be any fart or fart-like noise made during sex of any kind.

1) Joe was a little chubby, and so was Molly his girlfriend. Whenever they had sex the air caught between their sweaty bellies made a sex fart.

2) I was getting great head from this girl when I had a sex fart, she didn't even care!

3) After Randy finished sodomizing Brian, Brian let out a sex fart that smelled like lubricant.

4) Kelly is a great lay, but I think she needs to lay off the broccoli or beans. She has sex farts all the time when we're going at it.

by DiaperDave March 26, 2011