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Asian Persuasion

A nickname given to the coolest Asian with a big penis. Only one person has this title in the world.
"I love Asian Persuasion 🤩"
"Me when Ayden (Asian Persuasion): HUBBAHUBBA!!!"
by Weirdly.Stupid November 20, 2023
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asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.
-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."
by real_name_taken September 28, 2015
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asianism

Aisian fly
Jesus believe the asianism
by Chineseandfat February 15, 2022
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Asian Chopstixxx

When an Asian girl receives two erect penises at the same time from both her anus and vagina, while in a standing position, creating a chopstick effect with the two dongs.
Man, my buddy and I had a great night last night double chop sticking the Asian girl down the street. Hope she doesn't end up with an extra dumpling in the rice streamer. Never knew what an Asian Chopstixxx was until now.
by mXPhoeniX March 19, 2024
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Blamer-asian

Dude you are so a Blamer-asian there is more in your wood pile than just black.
by weebonilicious July 28, 2009
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Ken the Asian

Tiny eyes, hate’s people, extremely racist, and waste money.
by Aaasian June 10, 2022
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subtle asian networking

another group of asians on facebook. half is a space for old/new professionals to network and learn from each other. the other half is a collection of social justice warriors in tech + new graduates who confuse young recruiter advice for actual career guidance.
Hello subtle asian networking fam! This group is supposed to be about networking, but I want to remind everyone to take some time and acknowledge how victimized the asian community and people of color are in predominantly white communities.

Except the east asians. I'm specifically calling on east asians to take action due to the privilege possessed. S & SE Asians have also faced much more racism than East Asians on the regular. Black Asians also exist. That is the reason I'm not speaking to the entire Asian community, but the ones who have benefited the most from a screwed up system.

Anyways, enjoy your networking!
by enjuhneeer January 7, 2021
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