Bailey Time

When a friend says he will be there in a certain amount of time, but then shows up many hours later. Made famous by local entrepreneur during his time in Georgia, Mr. Bailey would always show up but much later than the designated time. Upon arrival no explanation for this time is given. What happens during Bailey Time is unknown.

Chris: "Did you call William?"
Josh: "Yea, he said he'll be here in about 10 minutes."
*2 Hours Later*
Chris: "William is still not here. Must be Bailey Time again."

Bailey Time by Chris Pence April 17, 2011

Maturity Time Out 

A time out given to an adult who needs to grow up.

Bob needs a maturity time out, he's acting like a child.

Maturity Time Out by Belle2006 August 6, 2011

Jack Time 

time for a cigarette; whenever you want a cigarette, announce that it is jack time

dude: hey man its jack time, you got a light?

Jack Time by veree November 28, 2011

Carpet Time 

The duration of your feet resting comfortably on the floor mat while on cruise control.

Dude, I had 20 continuous minutes of carpet time on I-85 on my morning commute. How lucky was that?

Carpet Time by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

Grey Time 

When you have such a good time that your mind is blown, creating a hazy what did I miss reaction.

You know you had a grey time when you cant remember shit!!

Grey Time by Dani C., Reese Cup March 4, 2012

pterodactyl time 

When an individual with a love for pterodactyls has an prehistoric reptilian impulse so strong that SCREEEAAEEEERRRRAAAARCGGGHHHEH

"Hey, how was Jurassic Park III?"

"I liked when SCREAEVFHEJBCJKFJVA"
*turns into a pterodactyl and flies gracefully into the night sky*

"Damn, he's gone pterodactyl time again."

pterodactyl time by ProstrateAndTrembleInFear October 13, 2013

bath time thing 

having sex in the bath tub

I think mom and dad are doing the bath time thing because they've been in there forever.

bath time thing by iz_funny February 15, 2015