Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
by ManiacBrainiac7500 January 11, 2023
Get the Fuck markmug. by Ur perverted uncle larry October 15, 2019
Get the Markmug. person 1: Aye bruh she bad why dont u go talk to her
person 2: na im coo bra
person 3: you a mark pussy ass nigga
person 2: na im coo bra
person 3: you a mark pussy ass nigga
by niggakilla123 October 18, 2023
Get the markmug. by Kw69420 April 10, 2022
Get the Mark Sagemug. A man of many talents, asks a lot of questions, reads out a lot of answers.
Is known in certain circles as a “lord”, a rare legend of what perfection strives to be.
A man of few weaknesses, however is likely to support a mediocre football team, probably in the North East.
Also has a dubious relationship with dogs.
Is known in certain circles as a “lord”, a rare legend of what perfection strives to be.
A man of few weaknesses, however is likely to support a mediocre football team, probably in the North East.
Also has a dubious relationship with dogs.
Do you Mark? Yea he’s that Lord that asks a lot of questions. My dog seems to love him.
Where’s Mark? He’s was here not long ago, where’s my dog gone?
Where’s Mark? He’s was here not long ago, where’s my dog gone?
by Hotdog6969 November 24, 2021
Get the Markmug. person 1: ayo bro you see that dude up ahead
person 2: yeah bro why
person 1: look down bro that guy is rocking some serious randle marks
person 2: yeah bro why
person 1: look down bro that guy is rocking some serious randle marks
by nackel August 21, 2019
Get the randle marksmug.