Band of Legacy

Two band directors' love child of hatred for teenagers and "excellence through quality musical performance, dynamic leadership, and service." The kids in this band hate themselves because of the directors yet stay in because why the fuck not.

Some popular quotes include:
"Legacy, right?"
"A good name is better than riches."
"THERE'S NO FUN IN BAND!!!"
"STOP SMILING!!!"
"It's band time!!!"

Wow! the Band of Legacy sounds great at competition. I wonder what they do to sound so good.

They get verbally abused, that's what they do.

by dr.balz November 22, 2021

Brass Banding

The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.

Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.

by SuperTrans March 26, 2020

Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.

The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020

pugga band

A large stack of hundred dollar bills usually containing over 10k wrapped up in an elastic accompanied by multiple casino reward cards and two forms of id

I pulled out my pugga band to buy into the cash game.

by Fireman675 July 29, 2016

Bands

Money that contains 1,000 dollars in a rubber band.

Yo bro how much u got saved up.

To be honest my bro I got bands at the crib bro

by Jdawgdasavage July 29, 2022

Band Boner

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example

Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!

Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner

by Agent Pebble October 4, 2016

Rubber Band

“Rubber band” or “rubber banding”

A sex position in which the male folds their cock in two and holds it together with a rubber band to provide dexterity and girth after suffering from gin dick.

him: “fuck sakes babe. I’ve drunk too much gin. I can’t get it up”

her: “fuck it. just rubber band me for 10 and let’s call it a night”

by biggoon July 4, 2022