Carlos Syndrome

Impedes a person from writing small. Also includes clapping at everything. A few symptoms include laughing at their own jokes, turning extremely red when called attention to, toes pointing inwards when sitting, and being extremely dramatic. Aside from the symptoms someone with Carlos Syndrome can be "hype man" and always knows how to make you laugh. Be warned this syndrome is contagious.

OMG they Definitely have the Carlos Syndrome!

I caught the Carlos Syndrome.

by fml24 March 21, 2019

Belmar Syndrome

When everybodies grades suddenly drop from a lack of competence from a teacher

Hey man, what happened to your math grade?
I got hit with Belmar Syndrome

by RoJoPotus March 22, 2019

scoob syndrome

a synonym for autism used only for betas and silly geese

bro aidan has some serious scoob syndrome

by scobs22 May 31, 2019

Warmind Syndrome

aggressively mediocre, distinctly average or disproportionately dull

That game has a case of Warmind Syndrome

by notfaze February 20, 2019

The Sophie Syndrome

When you're fucking ill every fucking week, sometimes all year around...

Friend 1: hey, are you ill bro?
Friend 2: yeah bro, I got The Sophie Syndrome

by SNOMANSJNKSNDNASMDMASMDNAMSD March 18, 2019

Morgan Syndrome

When she just will not put out.

Bob: Caroline is taking forever to answer and won't even interact with me in bed.
Alex: She must have the Morgan Syndrome.

by Philip Eats April 22, 2019

Jayne Syndrome

A phenomenon in competitive online MOBA/team-based FPS gaming in which average rank (i.e. Silver/Gold/Plat) have big ambitions to learn the strategies and compositions of high-rank and pro players, but are in their rank due to not being refined in the fundamental aspects of the game. This includes:

* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.

Gold Player: "You won't ever get better at the game if you keep using off-meta characters"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"

by jakk765 April 23, 2019