also known as Baguette syndrome
Bagot Syndrome is when people do animalistic things such as bite, bark, or growl. Bagot Syndrome can start off overly energetic, always hungry, blunt, and excessive laughter. People with this condition can be quite careless but nice.
This condition is contagious, after being in contact with this person for too long you’ll notice that you want to bite more, jump more, and you’ll always want to tell the raw truth. You’ll also laugh at any and everything.
Bagot Syndrome is when people do animalistic things such as bite, bark, or growl. Bagot Syndrome can start off overly energetic, always hungry, blunt, and excessive laughter. People with this condition can be quite careless but nice.
This condition is contagious, after being in contact with this person for too long you’ll notice that you want to bite more, jump more, and you’ll always want to tell the raw truth. You’ll also laugh at any and everything.
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Get the Skype Syndrome mug.Sickly Syndrome is the situation where the affected (often a tall person) refuses to be kicked in the shins and/or have them torn off and be given to a shorter person, and, in the case of this event, proceeds to make an attempt to throw the said short person/people kicking them. They then proceed to try and drink water after their screaming, choking on it. Their throat is then quite possibly murdered by said attempt to drink water, and, in a both frenzy and panic, they begin typing phrases with foreign keyboards, one example being '№.'
She seems to have developed a case of Sickly Syndrome on National Kick a Tall Person Day.
Of all the people to get Sickly Syndrome. . .
Of all the people to get Sickly Syndrome. . .
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This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.
The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.
The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.
This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.
The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.
The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.
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An inability to see the irony in picking apart something you'll never acquire/achieve as your own, while simultaneously defending something of more questionable value that you currently have.
Ferrari Syndrome can apply to objects and relationships.
An inability to see the irony in picking apart something you'll never acquire/achieve as your own, while simultaneously defending something of more questionable value that you currently have.
Ferrari Syndrome can apply to objects and relationships.
"Matt says he'd never date that bikini model because her eyes are too close together, but have you seen the girls he takes home!?"
"Yeah, definite case of Ferrari Syndrome"
"Yeah, definite case of Ferrari Syndrome"
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