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Gucci Surprise

Gucci Surprise takes a little planning and is best achieved during quick sexual encounters aka, a quickie, ideally as soon as you get home from going out and your lust for each other is high. Get home, make sure partner places handbag on the nightstand / counter / bathroom sink, anywhere close to where there will be some fucking going down, rip clothes off and get after it, ending in the doggie style or simply "hitting it from behind" position. Now, this is important...right when you know your partner, the one you are behind, is about to climax grab the hand bag, place it over there head, and hold on as long as you can while still going at it and yelling Gucci Surprise Bitch! (you can leave bitch in or out, depends on how close you are) It's really great because as all the contents are falling on their head, they are then covered in darkness, but immediately know where they are cause every purse has a distinct smell. Hold on... You can also call this the "Hand Bag Hoe Down"
Got home last night after the bars, Ashley was all horned up, we got home and didn't make it past the kitchen until she dropped her purse on the counter and started pulling my pants down, was a perfect set up...I smashed it out from behind while she was facing the oven and ended it with a Gucci Surprise. Managed to hold on for about 15 seconds before she bucked me off.
by Hogpoo January 19, 2021
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Hawaiian surprise

A “Hawaiian Surprise” is when you pause sexual intercourse by throwing a blanket over a girls head, in order to secretly put on a coconut bra and continue pounding without her knowing about your new wardrobe. Then when you’re ready you take the blanket off of her head, she’ll laugh, and her vagina will start to clench in and out for the ultimate “Hawaiian Surprise”
My friend Brennen gave Zoey a Hawaiian Surprise last night.”

Any cool guy: “Really!! No way!”
by Gucci Da Vinci January 23, 2021
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Astronaut Surprise

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!
by TheOriginalYeet February 13, 2021
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Rose Surprise

A Rose Surprise is when you pluck a fully grown rose up from the ground and shove it up someone's ass while they're asleep.
Amy:Mark gave me the Rose Surprise last night. I'm still plucking pedals out my ass.
by Funny Definition Man February 23, 2021
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dairy surprise

When a dude nuts and doesn’t tell you.
Did you just come inside me?!
Dairy surprise!
by Deacon117 March 3, 2021
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The California Surprise

When one surprises another with their cut off testicles and hides them in ones possessions
Yeah I have Jessica the California surprise now I have a restraining order against me
by WindyAmericans March 13, 2021
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loud and potentially surprising sound effect

A sentence used in any conversation that will make your friends stop talking and will do 1 of 2 things:
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that
Tyler: yo what's going o-
Jacob: loud and potentially surprising sound effect
Tyler: (surprised af)
by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021
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