11 September

Only stupid people and BITCHES were born on this day

If you have a friend who was born on that day, you are being watched by the devil. So run for your life if you want to live
THE DEVIL IS AN EVIL SPIRIT THAT HAS TAKEN OVER AN BODY OF SOMEBODY BORN ON THIS DAY

11 September is a disaster so be careful on this day

by BOLSE %====== December 15, 2020

September 19th

This is the guy that hates blacks and burns jews. Racist but he will beat you up so hard you dad becomes dead. Fuck off away from him. If threatened he will steal your girl

I wish I was born on September 19th.

by Urmomismygirlfriend December 7, 2019

september 7

If u born on September 7 ur name is probably mia and ur the baddest b in school ur funny smart and cool and get all the boys

Boy1 hey u see mia

Boy2oh no it’s September 7
Boy1 she’s the so cute and she’s funny 🥺❤️

by ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️your girl 👧 Rae May 8, 2020

September Eleventh Fatigue

A state of being one is in when he has exhausted so much energy at the expense of this holiday, that she is unable to give any more of a fuck about it.

also. Das Campaign Slogan fatigue

In anchorman, Ron would have got the 2001 September Eleventh Story, but by 2011 Chritina Applegate would get to chose between it and the waterskiing squirrel.

"I'm so sick of hearing about september 9th, or the eight? Well nine eleven. Wait is it nine eleven? y..yyes. Yeah right it is. I know I have such September Eleventh Fatigue
September Eleventh Fatigue?

Yeah
Yeah! Yeah, thats exactly what it is! Me too!

"Hey whats yonder that there fence?
Shhhhhut up har! It's that secret hole n things."
"secret hole from what?"
"cown snarnit Kilkenny, aint none never told ya ta keep yer damn fool mouth shutup like aint they then now huh? Huh!"
"Mr sirs, mr sirs. I read me up bout that there secret hole in the pamphlets what reeplaced er textbooks in the school. Its that september eleventh hole I hear."
"Damn you kid! When yer older youl got tired too."
"Aw jimmy, live the poor guys allone, anyone over twenty has september eleventh fatigue somethin awful dontchaknow."
"Awww mom. Say how come they don't fillerin?"
"Shhhhut uppppppp c'ownsarnit!"

by marmadukeakamarmaduke September 10, 2011

September 12

Just imagine being born on September 12th
ew

You're born on September 12th?
Poor you..

by boljasamodjovana November 22, 2021

September 5

National shut up rosella day

It’s September 5

by Yanniboi September 1, 2020

September 3

National hug a girl from behind her waist day, any girl you come across you must hug from behind.

Josh: It’s September 3, so I had to hug Lizzy from behind! she’s so thic.

by ThatSoundCloudRapper September 2, 2021