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Online School

Hell on earth (unless you're antisocial). You will have no friends, your parents will criticize you 10 times as much, and your grades will fall.
Friend: Sry I wasnt on Hangouts in forever, Online School is a bitch
Other Friend: fml I got my first D
by amievenreal April 29, 2020
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High school

A place that strips you of all confidence and happiness, and if you complain to any adult about it, the tell you to grow up.
Kid: Mom, high school really makes me fell depressed.

Mom: You kids don't know what depressed is. Just wait til you get to the real world.
by hahahahahahahaouch February 15, 2020
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School Shooter

Person One: Why did this dude become a school shooter?
Person Two: Ever heard of Kahoot?
by Master Of Nations October 17, 2020
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fram school

Absolute fucking shit hole. Full of sly, two faced bitches and fuck boys. Everyone in the school is obsessed with the session, these people are known as "session moths" or "sesh gremlins" most of these people spend their weekend getting off their faces, this even includes the twats in year 7 who think they are ten men.
If you go to fram school you must love the sesh
by Bitch191 February 14, 2017
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The New School

Person X: What are you doing after graduation?

TNS Alumna: I'm off to the green wilds of Rwanda to empower women, strengthen the economy, and study local cultural traditions.

Person X: Sweet! Where are you graduating from again?

TNS Alumna: The New School!
by AvenueABCs May 3, 2010
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Middle School

Most pointless 3 years of life

You learn nothing useful in school, get more homework than high schoolers get, all the effort you put into anything doesn't count anyway.
You can get a 51% in every subject and it won't matter going into high school. Exams are pointless, everything about Middle School is pointless!!!
Your parents will freak on you if u get bad grades but grades dont ever matter until grade 12
You separate into cliques, and are that way until grade 12 (usually).
Everyone pretends to like all the new trends but they really dont care about them at all.
"Cant wait to get to high school and outta this place."-Middle Schooler
by the guy2222 June 2, 2009
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The Webb Schools

A small private boarding school in Claremont California where the majority of your tuition goes to inane things like golf carts, pointless swivel-chair desks, and unnecessary fancy Porta Potties. A place with selling points like the Alf Museum to mask the amount of stress/pressure students face. A place where literally everyone has a leadership role to get into a good college, but who are we kidding, only like 2 people get into the Ivy League schools. A place with decent food, if you like chicken. A place that believes in second chances until you bring alcohol or drugs into the mix. A place that prides itself on being a school of diversity, when in reality, all the faculty are white and the students are ‘diverse’ if you count the 1000 asian races. A place that claims to believe in stress & mental health, but just rents boba trucks until people stop talking about it. A place that has breaks every six weeks to avoid burn-out potential. A place where everyone hooks up when they can find time. A place where kids are forced to mature extremely quickly because otherwise there is no possible way of keeping up with the 6 hrs of hw per night. A place where getting A's is celebrated, but a B is failing. Where the average ACT score is a 31 because everyone secretly hires Test Prep Gurus. A place that only voices liberal opinions but claims to represent all political beliefs. A place where you'll find the best and worst people you'll ever meet. Oh and did I mention, no one sleeps?
college admissions officer 1: "So this student's record looks great... except they got a suspension once for taking an Uber?!"

college admissions officer 2: "They must be from The Webb Schools!"

college admissions officer 1: "Yikes, his ACT score is a 29 and he took only 6 AP's... Let's wait-list him!"
by BSboiii April 10, 2017
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