Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021

Salty KitKat

When you are so erect you are harder than a stale KitKat

Did you see George's Salty KitKat
No but i heard it was huge
How embarrassing imagine being that hard

by Degeneracy's peak May 22, 2021

Salty

When someone ragequits just because you beat them in a game

Oh yeah i remember Jake was salty when i beat him with my Mario in Smash

by B E A N May 23, 2021

Salty lozenge

Whacking off into your belly button. Letting it congeal, then popping the residue in your mouth.

Those oysters remind me of a salty lozenge

by Soggy lozenge June 4, 2021

saltysloth

“saltysloth” is the name of a person who is not smart what so ever and doesn’t know how to socialize and is probably a leo tbh.

oh look they’re acting like “saltysloth”

by me! June 7, 2021

saltyl0ve

a very cool person that has a very cool girlfriend. very nice and swag. if this is your mutual you are very lucky

“Yo saltyl0ve just commented on my post!”
“Cool, saltyl0ve is my best friend!”

by olivehater<3 July 7, 2021

SALLAY

This is the scene in the nightmare before Christmas where sally hides and dr finklestein says " SALLAY YOU CAN CONE OUT NOW

SALLAY came (😏) out of hiding

by Damnnnnsallay July 14, 2021