Mayonnaise bull ride

When a man has sex with a large woman from behind (either doggy or anal), and prior to climax he pulls out & ejaculates on her back. Then he jumps on her back and rides her like a bull.

I did a fat chick last night and finished with the mayonnaise bull ride. I only held on for 5 seconds until she bucked me off.

by StankN October 17, 2010

ride your cerrage

To "ride one's cerrage (see cerrage)" is to display and exude high self-esteem and confidence through one's body language, words, and/or actions. This phrase often goes hand-in-hand with the expression "in the eria." Upon acknowledging the presence of someone important by saying that they are "in the eria," the speaker than adds "ridin' his/her cerrage" in order to signify the presence of the subject's self-confidence. This phrase is often used when referring to an accomplishment or someone's overall excellence. Used in the same context as being "in the zone."

"Dude, Max just demolished that guy in Halo! Max in the eria, ridin' his cerrage!"

Trav: Joe's spittin' game at that chick over there, and she's going for it. Sucha beast!
Drew: He's definitely ridin' his cerrage.

"Katie's into jerks, big macho guys who are full of themselves. You've really got to ride your cerrage if you wanna impress her."

by Jbeezy01 January 27, 2008

riding the 'O' train

Having sex.
More specifically, having sex to the point of orgasm.

"What were you up to last night? You didn't text back."
"Oh, I went over to Jake's and was too busy riding the 'O' train. Whoo whoo!"

by mexivanilla November 14, 2014

Hot Dog Ride

A game of strength and determination played by hot dog and mountain sport enthusiasts around the world. The game involves a mountain sport of choice (snowboarding, skiing, mountain biking, sledding) where the object of the game is to hold a hot dog in between your buttocks cheeks, down the mountain without a) piercing the skin of the hot dog or b) dropping the hot dog. The game can be played with a variety of hot dogs and sausages, but it is primarily based upon the local cased meat of choice. Loser has to eat the winners hot dog, while still warm, without the addition of condiments.

An alternative scoring system was developed in North Eastern United States where the internal temperature of the hot dog is measured before and after the ride to give extra bonus points, accordingly.

"Dude, sick Hot Dog Ride! You nubbed that kicker and the casing is still in premo shape!"

"Broheim, your H-Dog is hotter than your blood temperature at 100.4degF. Extra Double Bonus points brah!!"

"Dawg, check his grundle for hand warmers!"

by Jonas B. December 16, 2013

gentleman's riding coat

A condom.

The Honourable Tarquin ffylkheme-Gernlough (pronounced felch me gently) was conceived due to his father forgetting his gentleman's riding coat.

by Totnes Bamber November 21, 2016

riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.

Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019

michael riding cycle

“Michael riding cycle” is a phrase used to describe an individual by the name of Michael, who is on a role for any particular task. You could say it anytime you think he is good, and the phrase is generally used in an Indian accent.

“Michael riding cycle” bro You were getting all the ladies at the party.

by Piggy Boy123 May 3, 2018