Apple pound

When you fuck an expired apple pie

I caught my brother apple pounding a 17 year old apple pie

by Tremdom January 28, 2025

Apple Pound

When you fuck a warm expired apple pie

I caught my friend Earl Apple pounding an expired apple pie

by Tremdom January 29, 2025

Quarter Pounder

1. Any turd weighing more than a quarter pound
2. Any turd so dense it could compress a physical quarter coin

I love eating moose hoof ghoulash, I drop quarter pounders in the sacred dump throne all day

by Chunkmastarr January 26, 2026

Potty Pounder

Your friend that has a tendency to have sweaty drunk sex in bathrooms.

My friend Oscar is a fucking Potty Pounder

by Matpall February 3, 2026

torta pounder

pounder of as many tortas available

taira nakagawa is a torta pounder, he was going ham all day

by PieceOfKale February 4, 2026

Lukas pounder

A remarkable individual known for his intelligence, kindness, and unwavering confidence. An athletic powerhouse with a winning mindset, Lukas is both driven and charismatic, effortlessly drawing admiration from those around him. Handsome and self-assured, he embraces challenges with determination, always striving for greatness. Loved by all, his presence is as inspiring as it is unforgettable.

At the charity event, Lukas Pounder dazzled everyone with his sharp insights, athletic prowess, and unshakable confidence, leaving an impression that was as inspiring as it was memorable.

by Sulasmxi1278 March 21, 2025

Quarter Pound-Her

A daring and hunger-driven sex position where the woman is in doggy style while the man enjoys a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder mid-act. Requires expert multitasking skills and a deep appreciation for both fast food and fast moves. Bonus points if fries are involved.

“Dude, last night I was starving but still in the mood, so I hit her with the Quarter Pound-Her. Best of both worlds.”

by sicklife444 April 10, 2025