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Crock-Potted

When someone drastically fucks you over in a non-violent manner.
Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.

Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.
by Donny Schneides April 26, 2021
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Crog Pot

Crog pot is a beast. He is swaggy and crazy.
“AYEE LOOK AT CROG POT”
“I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HIM”
by anonymous April 30, 2022
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Penny Pot Poor

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.
Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.
by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 19, 2010
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freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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Tennessee steam pot

When you’re showering with your partner and fart so the steam traps the smell inside the shower.
Dude, I totally got my wife with a Tennessee steam pot last night.
by Cnjonesie June 12, 2023
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out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female
the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day
by mr shush July 27, 2010
mugGet the out of date pot noodlemug.

pot model

I can’t believe how much Bekki looks like Adele. She’s the absolute pot model of her!
by Skippee October 10, 2021
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