Peter

This guy, I swear to god, is the most annoying bloke on earth, but then again, he'll make ya laugh by saying the most random stuff possible. He has severe ADHD and will find anything to smack/laugh at. He screams random shit for no good reason and he loves it. His friends all think there is something wrong with him. However, when he needs to be serious he makes sure that he tucks himself into line. He wants to be a professional sports commentator, but with the amount this guy talks, they're gonna turn off the TV. He always wants attention but never receives any. He loves flipping burgers for a living and has no time to enjoy his life due to the sheer commitment he has to his burger-flipping business. He is a very lovable guy with a passion for stupidity.

Do you know Peter?

That kid that says random stuff? Yeah, he's annoying as hell.

by BigPete123 October 23, 2023

Peter Berndes

The Human Tuna.

Are you eating tuna again today? you are such a Peter Berndes

by Lordoftheimps March 7, 2022

peter knot

When you pull your Peter "dick" out and hit her on the head so hard that it makes a knot.

Eww look at that Peter knot Susie has, it's the size of a mushroom tip

by Silent92 August 13, 2022

Peter Lleshi

Peter Lleshi is a way to refer to an individual that is sped and/or retarted.

Shut up you Peter Lleshi.

by PeterSpedLleshi September 24, 2022

Peter meter

Ones sense that the person standing in front of you is male even though they're dressed as a female.

I was at a bar and this person walked up to me. My Peter meter immediately went off knowing that she had a dick.

by Dingles01 July 1, 2024

peter jiang

The thiccest boi you will ever meet. He's not fat tho.

Person 1: "Who is Peter Jiang?"
Person 2: "How do you not know who PETER JIANG is?"
Person 3: "He's the thiccest boi ever."

by ThatThiccCHigga November 6, 2017

peter

lady fabulous. def closeted!!! but like,,,, lwokey a stud.

Katie: "Wow! Look at that man"
Holly: "Thats peter, What a guy"

by 3riovborvb May 29, 2024