Boot-poop

Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.

There’s poop on the living room floor. I’ll bet it’s boot-poop.

by Miss Toni Montana August 10, 2019

boot the boot

when you slap an ass
and it's like

boot

i'll boot the boot!

by Mr. Booters September 10, 2017

Boot Camp Fortune

The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.

"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."

by Wavion November 29, 2023

boot money

Paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one's closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. This money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.

setting: two guys walk into a strip club

Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money

by catpaw September 01, 2012

Rub D.N. Boot Polish

Boot Polish for Deez Nuts

Hey dude, what do you use to polish your boots?
Oh I use Rub D.N. Boot Polish ,it's for Deez Nuts.

by D.N. Boot Polish February 24, 2023

Rub D.N. Boot Polish

Rub D.N. is premier boot polish used by only the most elite soldiers around the world.

Sergeant: Are your shoes scuffed, solider? Are you looking for Rub D.N. Boot Polish? Well why don’t you Rub DEEEZ NUTTZZZ!

by The D.N. Expert February 24, 2023

Broski Boot

When you have a bro over at your party but you have to kick him out due to him doing some crazy shit.

"Yea James was getting out of hand so i had to give him the Broski Boot"

by WordBoy886 November 18, 2017