Max

If you've never met Max, you're a lucky person. Since the day i've got to know Max, i've lost my smile. Because i'm afraid of him. He loves Kinderriegel, and he would do everything to get one. EVERYTHING!
... last week he kicked a little boy of his bike, stole his Kinderriegel, and left him crying on the floor. I thinks it's an addiction. Beware of Max while eating Kinderriegel. You're in danger.

"Run, Max is comming!"
"Hide your Kinderriegels Max is here."

by Dj_Maximum_Volume May 10, 2022

Max

A Max is a man that is awesome at football. He has the coolest name in the universe. He has many friends and makes everyone laugh. There are usually two types of max one very fat but strong and handsome but is emo. The other one is also fat but not as bad also strong and handsome.

Holy moly mother cow is that max, he's on fire today.

by Dr. Blue:D March 19, 2017

Max

Bubbles

Max is always on surface

by Fuckthismech December 14, 2021

Max

Absolute force and unit able to take out anything/anyone. Dives head first into anything---you don't want to get in the way of a Max. Caught a body and ended a school rally once.

"You just got maxed." "He just maxed a girl and ended the whole rally."

by Hermen123 May 30, 2019

max stone

One who gets butt fucked by oily men

Flem dog ran an anal train on max stone for like an hour while lemler held him down

by Mac and cheese master August 14, 2016

Max Chan

Really awesome kid. Likes USSR memes and Korean girls. Hates gay people and people of the LGBTQ spectrum (extremely homophobic and unfunny). Max Chan likes Korean girls especially those will nice legs. However unfortunately, he is not your typical tall handsome idol. He likes to impress girls though most of the times it will fail. He goes on discord 25/8 and doesn't sleep. He is a genuine hard worker though sometimes he would get distracted by nearby girls.

Someone: Look at Max Chan trying to impress some Korean chicks!
Max Chan: Shut yo bitchass mouth about me smh

Aaron: Ayo whatcha doing Max Chan lets go impress some Korean babes
Max Chan: Yo looka dat girl, she such a chick; Can't wait to have some fun!

by BakamitaiSadmajima69 November 23, 2021

Max

Not very good at things, specifically throwing sharp objects at wood. Speaking of wood max is super good at accounting and loves boobs(man). A max will never fail to make you smile - as long as he is not the type to peak in your window, watch out for those Maxs. If you get a good max you will feel equally appreciated and bullied, the best of both.

Hey is that Max?

Yeah close your window.

No not that Max the cool funny one

Oh sick man I’ll take one of those

Yeah.

by Livelaughlove1268 January 26, 2023