brooke and matthew

Perfect two. There the perfect couple in the world. If you find them hook them up cause they were meant to be.

Dusten & Jenna: is that Brooke and Matthew?? I didn't know they were together

by #luvyabitch March 8, 2017

matthew

that little annoying kid who wont stop being annoying no matter how many times you break his nose

matthew:stop thats annoying *grabs food and tosses in trash*
Evan:*beats matthews ass* take that

by the guys who beat matthew up April 13, 2020

Matthew

Look I'm a Matthew and why the hell are all the other people talking about how lovely we are like some Matthew's are great and some are assholes but no matter what we are really god damn stupid but hope it is in a funny way. Also most of us are kinda emotional please treat with care.

FUCK YOU MATTHEW!; Thanks Matthew, you are such a great person.

by Probably not the shortest pot8 April 4, 2021

Matthew

asian person with slanted eyes
usually good at clash royale
spends money
is asian

looks at matthew “wow he is so asian”

by BigDaddyWall69 December 2, 2020

Matthew Harley

Spastic

Matthew Harley is a spaz.

by ThatSmartKidNoonelikes December 3, 2022

Matthew Capriotti

Biggest qt on the planet and Oliver da Goat 2024

Oliver Van Aken for president: Matthew Capriotti approves this message.

by Matthew Capriotti November 14, 2020

Matthew

People who are named Matt that wants to be more like that one guy from the bible and just wants to get bitches when he knows he works a 9-5.

John "hey what's up Matt!"

Matthew "ITS MATTHEW"

John "oh yea bible guy"

by SL_lME October 6, 2021